Makes everyone forget about their dirty car.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

Southwest's randomly-generated confirmation code decided to insult this female passenger.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

Carmen Electra performed with her dance troupe at the Dinah Shore lesbian weekend.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.