In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.