Kanye, just let the man die in peace. Jeez.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.