Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

The U.S. Mint actually made REAL quarters featuring the Silver Surfer, from the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. It's amazing how sold out our country can get.

This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

You can tell she's European by the kind of acid she's on.

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.