Here's an alleged screen shot of the Jimmy Kimmel sex tape. It's okay if you don't believe it exists, because it probably doesn't. We hope it doesn't.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Somebody call Orkin.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.