"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

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Apparently nerds should like this item. Personally, I don't get it.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?