Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

Paris doesn't need a bra for support, when she's got God and the good book on her side!

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!