If you look really close you can see her penis.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Somebody call Orkin.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.