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George Clooney Is Up In This

George Clooney Is Up In This

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

 

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Clooney's Girlfriend Rules

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

 

Sissy Boy Clooney

Sissy Boy Clooney

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

 

Clooney Eats Brains

Clooney Eats Brains

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

 

Clooney is Manorexic

Clooney is Manorexic

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!