Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

This was my favorite place to vacation as a child.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!