By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

This makes me think of something… oh yeah, Britney Spears.