"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

It's like he's listening to your butt's inner thoughts, and they're saying "more Kosher dills."

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

Every workplace has one. Who's the slut in your office?

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

You never forget your first!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

OooOOooh! Someone painted the ceiling of the smoking lounge to feel like you're inside your grave! Take THAT, Philip Morris!

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.