Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.