She just needs some help releasing it.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?