Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.