Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

This photo was taken by the best photographer ever!

"We sold more class photos then ever this year! PIZZA PARTY!”

This emo kid slit his wrists immediatly after this photo was taken.