Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

We love playing tennis on Fire Island!

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.