This "legal" weed is endorsed by Homer Simpson! D'oh!

I seriously doubt these costumes have been endorsed by the Disney Corporation.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

You can tell she's European by the kind of acid she's on.

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

This bar is obviously managed by a smart fellow.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

This photo was taken by the best photographer ever!

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.

The girl by our urinal just vomits.