Greta's just being hilarious now.

And by "somewhat okay" we mean AWESOME.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.