OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Saint Hilton of Malibu

Saint Hilton of Malibu

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

 

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Jessica Alba's Breasts Are Cold

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

 

Britney's Deflated Boob

Britney's Deflated Boob

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

 

Crazy Dog

Crazy Dog

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

 

K-Fed as Burger Boy

K-Fed as Burger Boy

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

 

Tits Cafe

Tits Cafe

"Try our breast. Uh, I mean CHICKEN breast!"

 

Beyonce's Boob is F***ed

Beyonce's Boob is F***ed

Looks like Beyonce's having some trouble with her breasts -- her left boob is basically deformed!

 

Michelle & Lucy Plaster Fun

Michelle & Lucy Plaster Fun

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??

 

K-Fed's Bounced Rent Check

K-Fed's Bounced Rent Check

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

 

Penis Turkey

Penis Turkey

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.