It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Dumb giant boy piece of art! You cannot hide from the oggling.

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!