Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

Every workplace has one. Who's the slut in your office?

Today Britney was seen exiting a law office near the Château Marmont, after having met with a civil law lawyer.

See what happens when you don't have enough money for IKEA.

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

We always knew that chicks dig boxed wine.