Makes everyone forget about their dirty car.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Literally. It has balls.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.