Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

This is the one piece of anatomy they don't cover enough on Grey's Anatomy, nipples!

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.