Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Oh damn! No thongs on the beach! What are we to wear!

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Isn't pig disgusting enough without somebody puking on one?

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma