Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.