Amber Rose Might Be A Vampire

Amber Rose Might Be A Vampire

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

 

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

 

Lily Allen Killed Bambi

Lily Allen Killed Bambi

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

 

Diamonds = Sex

Diamonds = Sex

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

 

Sharon FireStone

Sharon FireStone

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

 

Cute Animals

Cute Animals

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

 

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