Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…