Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.