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Aretha Franklin Steals

Aretha Franklin Steals

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

 

Everybody Hates Heidi

Everybody Hates Heidi

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

 

Ugly Winehouse

Ugly Winehouse

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

 

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

 

White Supremacist Has S#!tty Face Tattoos

White Supremacist Has S#!tty Face Tattoos

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

 

Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

 

I Hate Computers

I Hate Computers

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)