See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.

And ain't coming back.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

Or at least a well staged photograph.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

The power of make-up.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

We 100% approve of Katy Perry's wardrobe.

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.