Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

AKA, totally pointless photo session.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

One of these things is not like the other.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

I believe in the Church of Boobs.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.