OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Go (hairless) Bears!

Go (hairless) Bears!

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

 
 

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

 

Paris Nippleton

Paris Nippleton

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

 

Lessons Learned

Lessons Learned

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

 

The Male Ego

The Male Ego

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

Fat Bear Dick

Fat Bear Dick

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

 

Skinny Dick's

Skinny Dick's

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

 

Cosplay Bear Costume

Cosplay Bear Costume

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

 

Elf-Dog Costume

Elf-Dog Costume

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.