Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

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We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

No.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!

Basement Horse is always watching you.

The bra industry is really making strides in design these days.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.