This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Looks like the night is over for her.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

She's done damage with less, seems like a dangerous prop.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!