Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

This is why Tattoos are from the devil.