Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Don't you just want to eat him?

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.