Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

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Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.