Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".