Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Presidents get all the chicks.