Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

This is a real ad in Albuquerque.

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

Sexiest sweater ever!

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.

We hate it when our dad uses our head as a urine sink.

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.