Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

JCVD only grows stronger with they passage of time.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.