If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

JCVD only grows stronger with they passage of time.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Looks like she could Cut-hbert glass with those things.

She's done damage with less, seems like a dangerous prop.

An angle more paparazzi should use.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".

I believe in the Church of Boobs.

Sum41, more like Sum2bCups.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

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