Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

...Now with less saturated fat!

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

We don't find anything -- ANYTHING -- wrong with this thong. It is an awesome thong.

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

This baby would taste so much more delicious with some barbeque sauce.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Please, tell us this picture isn't photoshoped. Please!

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

This keyboard needs it's mouth washed out with soap.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?