This is sexist because it's true.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!

It's true. Just wanted to say it.

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.