This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

We 100% approve of Katy Perry's wardrobe.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

Is it still there, Geri?

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

That's some sexy makeup!