We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

Could you look any more angry about having a model in your lap in a bikini?

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!