See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.

If you look really close you can see her penis.

Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.