Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

Finally, a cure for diabetes!

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Don't you just want to eat him?

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.