We support Dog and Cat marriage.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.